“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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“They fell in love, didn’t they?”
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Pavel Pétel for H&M
Makeup & Photo: Sergey OstrikovI don’t know what’s happening here but I like it.
God dammit, Pavel looks way better in a bikini than I do.
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me making an apperance at family parties
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walk up in the club like what up I’VE GOT A DREAM
omg
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they should make a book of nothing but pictures like this called ‘men in business suits making out aggressively.’
i would subscribe.
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Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
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They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
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